Sunday 15 February 2009

I Shit Thee Not.


From Amazon.com: "From the first view of the Death Star to a dizzying asteroid field, the six films in George Lucas’ Star Wars saga are filled with unforgettable images. This exquisite collection of defining moments from the series pays tribute to the extraordinary visions seen in this epic adventure. Each copy of Star Wars: Frames contains 1,416 images selected by Lucas from more than a million frames. Displayed in six hardcover 11” x 22” volumes, the images are printed from the original film stock in an exceptionally large format that preserves its full resolution and glorious widescreen aspect ratio. Combining cinematography with bookmaking’s highest production values, this remarkable and deeply personal collection is the closest thing to owning the original film stock. It offers matchless insight into Lucas’ creative process and boldly illustrates his 30-year vision and passion for the Star Wars saga."

A snip at $5,500, currently on offer for $4,386.

I think George has finally gone round the bend.

Thursday 12 February 2009

SNL; SometimesNotLaughing.

I know most people will have heard of Saturday Night Live, the venerable weekly American comedy variety show, mostly in reference to it's famous alumni. It has a truly immense list of people who have been a part of the show, and gone on to do great things. John Belushi, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd(His batteries have gone a bit funny over the last decade or so, but he's had a good run.). It's also produced some people I could really do without. John Lovitz. Adam Sandler. Rob Schneider. So, to me, it has a hit-and-miss record. The same is true of the show, which is sometimes capable of making me laugh pretty hard, but a lot of it makes me wish they had a script editor to cut out the not funny. Surprisingly, one of the people who usually makes me laugh most out of the current cast, is former kids tv star Keenan Thompson, of "Keenan and Kel". Man I hated that show. Except the terrifying dad, who I remembered from the original version of "Dawn of the Dead". Hit or miss, without fail so far since I started watching it, the funniest part for me is the "Weekend Update" section, featuring Seth Myers behind a desk, going along the same lines as Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show". Aaaaaand I was hoping to provide a clip of said segment, but NBC hate you, so I can't. Look, that's the NBC webplayer below. See? Hate you.

Tuesday 10 February 2009

Caution: Onion. Onion>Satire

By the way, NSFW stands for "Not Suitable For (watching at) Work". Enjoy.


Wednesday 4 February 2009

This Is Just Awesome.



Ben Williams, if you're out there, I post this for you. That is all.

Tuesday 3 February 2009

A Couple of Things....

Why is it that a lot of Britain.....Okay, I mean London specifically, but other places too, why is it that they practically freeze when snow comes? The weather forecasts are all mentioning heavy snowfall, but I have to say, other than the usual fall that hits rural parts, I'm not convinced any of the snow has been "heavy". No other european country has such problems when facing snowfall. I mean, there's a lot of bad weather to go around, so most other european nations face much worse snowfall on a much more regular basis - and so the regular counter-argument to why Britain(London), is so crap at dealing with any snow at all, is that London hardly ever has any snow. Which is true, but to give credit, the places that get more regular, much more imposing snowfalls, have learned to deal with what regularly occurs, such as the annual snowfall. So why is it, when snow falls in the UK only at specific times of the year, and is never that much of a surprise, that certain parts of the nation shut down and panic? Because this nation, this government, is not prepared, and refuses to acknowledge it as something worth preparing for. Go figure.

Just once, just one time, I'd like someone from the striking side of the foreign worker dispute at the nation's oil refineries, to stand up to a camera and a microphone, and tell me what exactly they think they can get out of this. A much more protectionist nation? All that would do would make international trade much more difficult for British companies. With the government unlikely to make such a decision, a decision that would announce to the rest of Europe and the world beyond, that we (Britian) don't want to play by the (trade) rules anymore, I can't figure out what the striking workers and unions want. And I have no idea what their "endgame" is. I can't help but wonder if they have one, because other than pissing people off and getting their woes in the paper(In a whiney child's voice "Buh, it's not faaaaaiiirr!!"), they don't seem to be capable of articulating what should happen next.

I have a feeling they'll go back to work, and they'll get a visit from their local BNP candidates. And so, ignorance grows.